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Sample page from the graphic novel, "I Am Stu Pitt."

StuartPitt — Wed, 5 Aug 2009 15:09:11 MDT

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Rehabbing the Troll's Image

StuartPitt — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:04:31 MDT

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Story for www.deadandlivingit.com/Rehabbingtroll1.html

Stu Pitt checks groupie blog

StuartPitt — Wed, 1 Jul 2009 05:05:39 MDT

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Stuart Pitt checks his blog to see if any women have responded to his call for groupies. So far, only Mrs Garbanzo, a 70-something former flower child, has signed on.

Obama Victory Plate

StuartPitt — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:37:53 MST

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I saw a TV advertisement for the Obama commemorative historic "victory plate." I couldn't pass it up, especially when they promised that my eggs would taste better and my toast would taste like none other. You know, my eggs did taste better this morning. The toast was fabulous. Most miraculously, Jessica Alba showed up at my doorstep and offered to wash my dishes and make my lunch. She made me a ham sandwich and packed a small snack bag of Doritos as well. I also had a pimple this morning but after I ate off the plate, the zit was gone. Now, I don't want to give the historic victory plate credit for this, but something's going on that defies human logic. If you're an Obama fan who likes eggs too, I can only say: buy this plate.

The ACLU's Dream

StuartPitt — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:52:29 MST

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Merry Cold Days

StuartPitt — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:23:32 MST

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It's that time of year again when the loons who run the education industry spread fear and loathing when it comes to Christmas. Why? They're prigs. Shrews. They're jealous that doctors, professors, and lawyers make more money. Whatever. So here's a video still from my latest music video, "Merry Christmas." I know it's not the most original song title, but it will do.

Merry Christmas

StuartPitt — Mon, 8 Dec 2008 10:44:40 MST

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Stu Pitt with Puritanical Secularist and Jake the Snow pimp.

Stu Pitt Dances with Barbara Streisand in Hell

StuartPitt — Tue, 4 Nov 2008 17:46:00 MST

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Stu Pitt Madonna

StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:52:41 MDT

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Madonna steals Doritos from me while I sleep.

Garbage

StuartPitt — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:59:39 MDT

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Sometimes we need a spill to remind us what our inner lives may be like.

Stu Pitt: Wish I Could Stay (Prom Night)

StuartPitt — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:11:50 MDT

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Stu Pitt: Wish I Could Stay (Prom Night) - Stu_SceneWishICouldStay.jpg

A scene from my next big hit song and music video, "Wish I Could Stay (Prom Night)." We're in the post-production process right now. We had a special guest appearance by Sara Jessica Peter Parker, but she put on a Spiderman costume and started babbling cleverly about sex. She must've been out of meds.

Memorial Day 2008

StuartPitt — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:28:02 MDT

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Opening Scene: Prom Night (Wish I Could Stay)

StuartPitt — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:38:41 MDT

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Another shot from my music video for my hit song, "Prom Night (Wish I Could Stay)." We decided to shoot the video at the supermarket where I work. The director said it would make the video and the song more authentic. So here's me at work, bringing back an empty garbage bucket. Although I am the junior assistant aisle manager of frozen and canned goods, every now and then, I have to do grunt work. It's okay. We all pitch in and help each other. Besides, we all share the same stars.

Prom Night (1988)

StuartPitt — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:51:20 MDT

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Here's a photo of my sweetheart and I on our prom night (1988). Lime green and pink was all the rage back then. I think it should still be that way, but the world keeps turning. I haven't had a girlfriend since those days, but when I become a rock star, that will be settled.

Video Still from my hit song, Prom Night (Wish I Could Stay)

StuartPitt — Fri, 9 May 2008 19:05:37 MDT

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Stu Pitt: Self Portrait

StuartPitt — Tue, 6 May 2008 20:19:40 MDT

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Jammin' with Madonna

Prom Night, Montauk (Wish I Could Stay)

StuartPitt — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:55:05 MDT

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Prom Night Montauk Beach

StuartPitt — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:49:26 MDT

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Montauk Beach Fence

StuartPitt — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:41:02 MDT

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Montauk Lighthouse

StuartPitt — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:00:07 MDT

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Here is a video still from my next music video, "Prom Night, Montauk (Wish I Could Stay)." I believe this song will touch the souls of lovers, both young and old. I also expect this song to replace Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" as a perennial prom song favorite. The song deals with that moment in time when love innocently appears unexpectedly. "Wish I Could Stay" is based on a real experience I had with my one and only girlfriend when I was, as Don McClean might put it, a "lonely teenage broncin' buck." My friends say that I dwell too much on that one moment and I should move on. I say that if they experienced what I did that night, what some might call "true love," they'd understand. This tune comes from the heart. I think our videographer captured the essence of the song when we filmed the video on location at Montauk.

Wednesday Greetings

StuartPitt — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:23:36 MST

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This photo was taken on the set of the music video for my next big hit, "Love-Man-Beast." Everyone had a great time. Even Hannity and Moore split a ham sandwich.

LoveManBeast

StuartPitt — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:20:09 MST

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HenryWaxman_DonMartin

StuartPitt — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:22:20 MST

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Stu Pitt Meets Lucifer

StuartPitt — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:08:21 MST

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Grand Globalist Howling

StuartPitt — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:23:53 MST

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Grand Globalist Furious at Nations

StuartPitt — Mon, 3 Dec 2007 14:27:39 MST

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happy weekend

StuartPitt — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:46:51 MST

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My Polka with Hillary

StuartPitt — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:48:56 MST

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Another Test

StuartPitt — Tue, 6 Nov 2007 16:14:40 MST

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Testing

StuartPitt — Mon, 5 Nov 2007 19:00:00 MST

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Stu Jams with Knockout Drops

StuartPitt — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:29:53 MDT

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StuartPitt — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:46:14 MDT

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StuartPitt — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:50:38 MDT

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Happiness in the Dairy Aisle

StuartPitt — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:21:48 MDT

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StuartPitt — Wed, 3 Oct 2007 14:51:46 MDT

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StuartPitt — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:39:17 MDT

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StuartPitt — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:22:21 MDT

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My Spam Girl

StuartPitt — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:33:26 MDT

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Stu Kisses Britney

StuartPitt — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:26:14 MDT

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StuartPitt — Thu, 6 Sep 2007 03:27:51 MDT

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StuartPitt — Wed, 5 Sep 2007 04:15:00 MDT

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Dalton the Security Guard

StuartPitt — Tue, 4 Sep 2007 04:33:33 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:58:00 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:32:22 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:39 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:38 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:36 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:35 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:34 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:31 MDT

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StuartPitt — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:52:30 MDT

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